Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Garden Gnome

A gnome turned up in my garden the other day. A sad gnome as he had been cursed with the Spell of Drabness.

Luckily I know a little magic myself and was able to revive him by casting an Acrylic Spell.

A number of humans objected to the green coat I chose for him but that's because they don't read Fantasy Fashion Weekly. If they did they would know that solid blue tunics are out; bright green top coats are what all the best-dressed gnomes are wearing this season.

But G. Gnome is happy now and says he will hang out by my front gate from now on and greet visitors.

6 comments:

Adrianne Dailey said...

Now that's a swinging Gnome! Love the shoes!

MoeArt said...

Any human who says that his coat is anything but wonderful needs serious fashion reeducation. Don't they SEE that it perfectly matches his eyes? *sigh* Some people's kids, yanno??? :D

Michele said...

LOL He looks a bit surprised by the whole thing.

AlmondJoy said...

Hang out ... swinging .. aren't we the punny bunch this evening. I'm going to hang him up tomorrow after the clear protective coat I just sprayed on him dries.

AlmondJoy said...

Yeah! And not only does it match his eyes ... his eyes are glow-in-the dark-green. Well, they're supposed to be anyway. Will have to wait and see if the GITD paint works.

AlmondJoy said...

LOL!! , Michele. He DOES look surprised now doesn't he.